Team India needs players. Do you really want to apply.
Vacancies
1) Captain (P-001),
2) Vice Captain (P-002),
3) Coach (P-003) and
4) Team Members (P-004)
Eligibility Criteria We are looking for Audience who have consistently watched all the world cup matches and who have scored over 65 runs in Room Cricket & Street Cricket
Experience in Football, Volley ball is an added advantage ….
Models, Actors (Advertisements) are most preferable…..
LKG & UKG Teachers are preferable for the post of coach.
Selection Process 1. Batting Test (Vs Bermuda) (Candidate must score at least 50 runs )2. Bowling/Fielding Test (Candidate should not bowl more than 3 wides /no balls in an Over) 3. HR Interview (Candidates will be called upon for the selection process based on the Eligibility Criteria)
Send ur resumes with subject Name/Post/Max runs scored E.g. Dhoni/P-004/37 to callforcric@bcci.com
Venue : YMCA Grounds , nandanam
Natesan Park , T.Nagar
Date: 01-Apr-2007
Reference Books:
1) “Aap bhi Batsman ban sakte hein!” by Munaf Patel
2) “Cricket in 21 days “ by Navjot Singh Buddhu
3) “From Losing a match to Murdering a coach“ by Inzamam
5) "The complete cricket manual" by Mandira
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Indian Cricket Team needs players
Posted by Rohit Tomar at 5:14 AM 2 comments
Labels: Cricket Joke, Sarcasm
Sunday, March 11, 2007
What is Wife?
Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!
--Anonymous
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
--Oscar Wilde
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
--Scottish Proverb
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. --Sam Kinison
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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.
--Anonymous
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Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
--H. L. Mencken
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Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H. L. Mencken
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"A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle." - U2
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Marriage is a three-ring circus:
--engagement ring
---wedding ring
---suffering
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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure
of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back to home always. --Anonymous
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said,"Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the itchen?"--Anonymous
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the estimate.--Anonymous
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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.Then the mud fell off.--Anonymous
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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in." --Anonymous
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Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to get to married. He says "the wedding rings look like minature handcuffs....."--Anonymous
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after u let him in! --Anonymous
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did u have to die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain in is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A child? A parent?"The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied "My wife's first husband."
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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled " It really works ! "
Posted by Rohit Tomar at 9:58 PM 1 comments
Labels: Wife, Wife Quotation, Wife Quotes
Tuesday, March 6, 2007
Gift for Wife
A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for
you?"
The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl!!!"
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how
was the trip?"
"Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?"
"Which present?" She asked.
"The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"
"Oh, that" she said
"Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait for few months to see if it
is a girl!!!"
Moral of the story: Don't tempt a woman, they are dangerously intelligent! J
Posted by Rohit Tomar at 8:43 PM 1 comments
Labels: Boy vs Girl, Suspense Joke
Thursday, March 1, 2007
Little Moments Of Joy
~By Barry Kingsley~
Twenty years ago, I drove a cab for a living. It was a cowboy's life, a life for someone who wanted no boss. What I didn't realize was that it was also a ministry.Because I drove the night shift, my cab became a moving confessional. Passengers climbed in, sat behind me in total anonymity, and told me about their lives. I encountered people whose lives amazed me, ennobled me, made me laugh and weep.
Posted by Rohit Tomar at 6:13 AM 4 comments
Labels: Barry Kingsley, Life