Showing posts with label Boy vs Girl. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Boy vs Girl. Show all posts

Monday, April 16, 2007

Girl's Diary vs Boy's Diary

HER DIARY
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Day night, I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.
Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent.
I asked him what was wrong – he said, "Nothing."I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.
On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love u,too."When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there and watched TV.; he seemed distant and absent.Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep.I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do.
I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY
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Today India lost the cricket match against bangladesh.
DAMN IT.

Conclusion
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NOW that's called

Simplicity of Men
Vs
Complexityof Women

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Tuesday, March 6, 2007

Gift for Wife

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.


Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for
you?"

The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl!!!"

The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how
was the trip?"

"Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?"

"Which present?" She asked.

"The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"

"Oh, that" she said

"Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait for few months to see if it
is a girl!!!"



Moral of the story: Don't tempt a woman, they are dangerously intelligent! J

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