Tuesday, April 24, 2007

If women controlled the world

If women controlled the world






Women are the complex creature of the world. I am posting some of proofs to verify my point.
If women ruled the world, this is the possible scenario.
I am not saying that only men rule the world, but if only women run the world, then the above will be the outcome.

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Monday, April 16, 2007

Girl's Diary vs Boy's Diary

HER DIARY
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Day night, I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.
Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent.
I asked him what was wrong – he said, "Nothing."I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.
On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love u,too."When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there and watched TV.; he seemed distant and absent.Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep.I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do.
I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY
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Today India lost the cricket match against bangladesh.
DAMN IT.

Conclusion
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NOW that's called

Simplicity of Men
Vs
Complexityof Women

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Friday, April 13, 2007

Nice Funny Pictures




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Monday, April 9, 2007

How to kill Time in office

If you find it very boring in the office, here are some tips:

1. Form a detective agency to find out who is quitting next.
2. Make blank calls to your Boss.
3. Send mails from lotus notes(outlook) to your internet mail (and immediately get to the internet and see who reaches first, you or your mail?) and read them there, and note down the time they take to reach there. Then do vice versa............. !!
4. Rearrange the furniture, i.e. flick someone else's chair just to irritate him/her.
5. Count your fingers (and toes if you still get bored).
6. Watch other people changing their facial ex-pressions while working and try changing your ex-pressions also.
7. Try to stretch status meetings as longer as possible, just by asking silly doubts.
8. Make faces at strangers in office.
9. Have a two hour lunch; it's a big social occasion.
10. Learn to whistle.
11. Revise last week's newspaper.
12. Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.
13. Practice aiming the coffee cup into the dustbin.
14. Compile "How to waste your day"
15. Pick up phone and dial non-existing nos.
16. Have work breaks in between tea.
17. Count maximum no of applications your computer can open at time.
18. For Win NT/95 users....Move things to Recycle bin and restore them..Then repeat this process.
19. Look at someone & try to imagine how (s)he might have looked when (s)he was 5 years old.
20. Read jokes and send jokes.
21. Make full use of the comfortable chair and table provided and take a nap.

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Psychopath Test

Psychopath test:
Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to thebottom for the result.
This is not a trick question.It is as it reads. No one I know has got it right.
Q : A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom shedid not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to beher dream guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.
Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?

Answer:
[Give this some thought before you answer, see answer below]

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Answer: She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again.
If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath.
This was atest bya famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the samementality as a killer .
Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered thequestion correctly.
If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you.

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